#FiveWordTechHorrors

Na Twitterze popularność zyskuje tag #FiveWordTechHorrors. Polecamy obserwację, ponieważ wiele z propozycji odnosi się do bezpieczeństwa. Nasze ulubione do tej pory to:

1. We wrote our own encryption
2. We can add security later
3. Just test it on production
4. It’s only a temporary fix
5. No permissions? Just chmod 777
6. I think it’s backed up
7. Three billion devices run Java
8. I thought *you* made backups
9. Off by one error
10. Article request from Hakin9 magazine
11. It’s only a development server
12. Password cannot contain special characters
13. Let’s MD5 all the passwords
14. New Adobe Flash update available
15. Install the Microsoft Silverlight plug-in
16. You must login to unsubscribe
17. Fixed it with global variables
18. Click here to download RealPlayer
19. Pay the ransom, they’ll stop
20. We use our own framework
21. The CEO has some suggestions
22. We’re secure, we have antivirus
23. Password max length eight characters
24. The developers have root access
25. MD5 is broken, use SHA3
26. We have an application firewall
27. Event logs? What event logs?
28. When was your last backup?

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